As part of a job as an ALT (assistant language teacher) visiting multiple schools, I have to give my jikoshyokai (self introduction) an uncountable amount of times (every grade ES 1-6, JHS 7-9, and every class) one week I gave my self intro 16 times. So, one of the skills one shot ALTS (multiple schools) quickly develop is how to tailor your self intro for different grades, skill or participation levels and time length. (I also learned that everyone thought the Capital Building was the White House – so I got a picture of the White House instead)
After self intros there is always question time, although some teachers may try to differ rude/impolite questions, an ALT has to be prepared for any question in the world. Us, ALTs can spout off our favorite color, food, season, etc.. in our sleep. Questions, obviously, vary based on grades, a first grader might ask me if I like gorillas, genuinely wanting to know, a first grade junior high school student (7th grade) might also ask me if I like gorillas, but only because they have a friend they have nicknamed gorilla, and when Taysha Sensei (me) says YES, that means I really like that boy and they find it hilarious. In JHS 95 percent of the time, the first question will be “do you have a boyfriend” after answered its always good to ask the question right back – immediately they get embarrassed, usually say no no no, while their friends say yes yes yes.
But what questions do ALTs dread and junior high schoolers (especially) want to know the answer to? Things relating to them, Japanese pop culture, so, who is your favorite Japanese: celebrity, comedian, singer, group, tv show, animation…
At the beginning I did not know celebrities names, I did not know any comedians, had favorite singer and tv shows (but none that these kids knew – they are too young), anime and manga (animation and comic books) not a huge fan of… The kids get super excited to ask, hoping you will like what they like, but when you answer with – uh I dont know Japanese celebrities, I dont like anime, I dont read manga, I like HY (semi famous okinawa band).. the kids enthusiasm instantly deflates — so what do we ALTs learn to do — LIE! (and not just about Japanese culture – American too)
Some Lies and Stories:
Favorite Book: Harry Potter (never read a page in my life)
Favorite American Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean, I like Johnny Depp (they go, ohhhh yea!)
Favorite Japanese Anime: Doraemon (a blue robot cat from the 22nd century – never watched a full episode in my life)
Doraemon
The Doraemon Debacle
One day in my self intro I said Doraemon was my favorite Japanese cartoon. Later that day during school lunch, of course I sat with the group of kids who love Doraemon and the Doraemon questions start coming. Who is your favorite Doraemon character? Answer; Doraemon of course, I like blue (Some kids were a little sad, but made sense, Doraemon is the main character). PASS! Next question: What is your favorite tool of Doraemons? (He has special tools that do cool things…apparently). Oh no! So how I recalled the Dokodemo Door (the door that can go anywhere??), answered with umm the do..ko..demo.. door? AHHh YES The docodemo door!!! PASS. Best thing though if you don’t know an answer, ask it back immediately – then go ohhh yeaaa me too me too! And the kids are so excited you have the same answer they are completely oblivious that it is clearly a lie.
Ueto Aya
Favorite Celebrity: This answer varies depending on the week, my mood, who is currently popular and what I think the kids want to hear. Answers range from Pan-kun (a famous chimp), Arashi (music group) to actors/singers.. I think next time I do my self intro I will say Ueto Aya (she’s super cute and in some tv commercials now)
Yama-P Photos I received
Yama-P Present
One week I happened to be watching a Japanese Drama Series online (great for learning/listening to Japanese as well as watching incredibly addicting tv series). Anyways, I decided that week my favorite celebrity was going to be the main actor (also a member of a boy band – like all Japanese celebs), Yama-P (Yamashita Tomohisa). Many girls got very excited about that answer. The next day after class a girl comes up to me and hands me a big blue envelope, inside are about 10 ripped out magazine pages all with pictures of Yama-P. haha
Arashi
Favorite Japanese Singer: Arashi
Arashi is NOT my favorite Japanese band. Let me tell you a bit about Arashi – In the evening hours if you turn on the TV you are most likely to find at least one channel with one, if not all, the Arashi members (5 member boy band). They have their own tv show, they appear as celebrity talents (i wont go explain the oddity of Japanese tv), I even flipped on the Olympics and saw that one member was in Vancouver.
So I knew saying Arashi, especially among the girls, would instantly result in an eruption of excitement. But what question is 99.9 percent likely to follow? WHO is your favorite member. At first I knew the name of only one, Matsu Jun (Matsumoto Jun) because he was in a drama I had watched, but really not my favorite at all. So this resulted in research of Arashi, while walking around the classroom when students did worksheets, I inspected the multitudes of pencil cases that lay upon girls desks – Arashi – everywhere. So I was able to learn some names from the cases, but then I used wikipedia to answer the rest of my questions and google image search to decide my favorite.
There are MANY famous Japanese boy bands in Japan that are particularly popular with JHS girls, so I have picked out at least one favorite person from each group (so they get excited when they believe I really know what I am talking about). So when I am asked about Arashi, I have decided to answer Aiba, then I proceed to ask them who their favorite is. With Arashi I now know all the members. But today I was then assaulted with who my favorite in many bands were, I had my answers, but when they told me theirs I said I would only know who they were if they showed me a picture (I didn’t know their names).
EXILE original 7
SO that leads to my next Office day of BLOCKED GMAIL – instead of where are they now figure skaters, it is to LEARN WHO the members of KAT-TUN and EXILE are (I have my favorites, Kamenashi and Atsushi) and then if I feel like being an extra-awesome ALT – HEY! SAY! JUMP! and NEWS
Kat-tun
*interesting side note – Exile has been around since i first came to Japan over 10 years ago, they are so popular that when a band with the same manager was failing he decided to just add them to EXILE to piggyback on their success. EXILE went from 7 members to 14… dumb.